!!! You have to read this out loud. !!!

!!! You have to read this out loud. !!!

A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,  at a  hotel
in Asia,  which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic
Review.....

Room Service:  "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest :         "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
RS :          "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest:          "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS:          "Ow July den?"
G:         "What??"
RS:         "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G :         "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS:         "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G:         "Crisp will be fine"
RS :         "Hokay. An San tos?"
G:        "What?"
RS:        "San tos. July San tos?"
G:         "I don't think so"
RS:         "No? Judo one toes??"
G:          "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means."
RS:          "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"
G:         "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."
RS:        "We bother?"
G:         "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS:         "Wad?"
G:          "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS:         "Copy?"
G:         "Sorry?"
RS:        "Copy...tea...mill?"
G:         "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS:         "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
tossy
                 singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G:          "Whatever you say"
RS:         "Tendjewberrymud"
G :         "You're welcome"