English Jokes

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Room service Translation (RST): "Morning, room service"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
RST: "Right! Room service! Do you wish to order something?"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"
RST: "How would you like them?"
G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
RST: "How would you like them? Fried? Boiled? Poached?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
RST: "How would you like the bacon? Crisp?" [=kross]

G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
RST: "OK. And some toast?"

G: "What?"

RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
RST: "Some toast. Would you like some toast?"
G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
RST: "No? You don?t want toast?"
G:"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
  'judo one toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!...why djew Don Juan toes?
    Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?
RST: "Toast! Toast! Why do you don?t want toast [!!] ?
      How about an English Muffin with butter?"
G: "English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
   Okay, fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"
RST: "With Butter?"
G: "No, just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"
RST: "What?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"
RST: "Coffee?"
G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
RST: "Coffee? Tea? Milk?"
G: "Oh,yes.. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
     tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy ... rye?"
RST: "One minute. That's room twenty-three, scrambled eggs,
      crisp bacon, toast and english muffin with butter on the side,
     and coffee. Right?"
G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
RST: "Thank you very much"
G : "You're welcome"